BILL MURRAY IS FUN. IT IS FUN TO JUST WATCH HIM AND LISTEN. HE RARELY TAKES THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY.
THERE HAVE BEEN DOZENS OF REPORTS OF BILL MURRAY RANDOMLY COVERING PEOPLES EYES IN NEW YORK. HE SAYS "GUESS WHO" AND THEN REVEALS HIMSELF.
ONLY TO THEN SAY "NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE YOU". AND THEN HE RUNS
AWAY.
GIRLS LIKE MONEY, STATUS AND POWER. BUT THEY ALSO LOVE GUYS THAT ARE FUN.
BILL"S X-WIFE CLAIMED HE HAD SEVERAL HOUSES WITH WOMEN LIVING IN THEM. HE WOULD TRAVEL AND HAVE AFFAIRS. I"M NOT EVEN LET DOWN.
CECILY STRONG IS A NEW MEMBER OF SNL. SHE IS A FUNNY GIRL. IF YOU GET A FUNNY ATTRACTIVE GIRL. HOLD HER TIGHT AND NEVER LET HER GO. HOT, FUNNY GIRLS ARE GIFTS FROM GOD. THEY ARE MIRACLES.
STEVE JOBS DID WHAT HE WANTED WHEN HE WANTED. HE WAS A BOSS.
AND HE LOVED HIS WIFE.
THATS BOSS.
GAY BARS ARE EASILY THE BEST PLACE TO MEET WOMEN. (1) WOMEN GO TO HAVE FUN AND JUST DANCE. THERE OPEN TO MEET DUDES. YOU CAN TELL THEM YOUR NOT GAY AFTER YOU GET THEIR NUMBER. (2) GIRLS LIKE TO KISS RANDOM GUYS AT GAY BARS. YOU COULD BE THAT GUY. (3) GAY BARS PLAT THE BEST MUSIC.
SPOILED GIRLS ARE ANNOYING. THEY HAVE A FALSE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. BUT
THEY NEED LOVE LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE. TRY CONTINUALLY REMINDING THEM THAT THERE SPOILED
AND OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY.
THEY REMAIN SEXY AND SPOILED BUT NOW AN UNDERSTANDING EXISTS BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
EVERYONE NATURALLY KNOWS HOW TO KISS. BUT THERE ARE MANY THINGS GUYS DO THAT RUIN A POTENTIAL KISS. MYSELF INCLUDED.
DO NOT/ DO NOT/ DO NOT/
TELL HER YOUR GOING TO KISS BEFORE THE KISS. THIS IS JUST FOOLISH. IT TAKES OUT ALL THE ROMANCE. ALL THE SEXUAL TENSION AND ENERGY JUST DRIFTS OUT THE WINDOW.
JUST LEAN IN AND GO FOR IT. IF THEY REJECT IT JUST PRETEND LIKE IT DIDNT HAPPEN. IVE BEEN REJECTED AND THEN AN HOUR LATER, WE WERE MAKING OUT. ITS TIMING BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE A MOVE.
K.I.S.S. - KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID.
THE NEW GRAND THEFT AUTO 5 IS COMING OUT!!!! IT LOOKS GREAT!!!!
YOU CAN PLAY IT WITH YOUR BUDDIES ALL DAY LONG!!!
OR YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR PARENTS RECROOM AND GET A GIRLFRIEND!$$$$!$!$!$
